(Source: eggnogandjalapenois, via ahayahknow)
Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]
(via touchmycelloandyoudie)
DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE
SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR
imagine if there was a chemistry fandom and people shipped elements with other elements and then other people were like NO THAT ONLY FORMS A COVALENT BOND IONIC BONDS ARE BETTER and they have ship wars over sodium chloride and sodium carbonate
Fluorine is a dirty, dirty whore.
(Source: anjanaaaa, via touchmycelloandyoudie)
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
(via galaxyflower)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via galaxyflower)
(Source: dogsoftheinterwebs, via myspacefamosity)
![tastefullyoffensive:
“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”[via]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ujftwI7b1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
[via]
Hey there! I'm Bri, 15, forever alone. I love music and marching band. I play the xylophone, flute, and I sing. My favorite movie is Moulin Rouge. I like zombies, and I'm currently obsessed with The Walking Dead. I love Harry Potter, and I would love to be in Slytherin. I'm in love with Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, and Johnny Depp. 
